The Corban Chronicles

Nightmares

May 7, 2008 · 2 Comments

This is the stuff my nightmares are made of — mystery meat and clowns combined into one scary entity. Thanks Tim for passing this along you sicko!

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Yeah for Springtime!

May 5, 2008 · 1 Comment


My girl can drink from a straw now!

Corban really likes spicy food, including taquitos. She even ate all of Tim\'s red beans and rice last night. My kind of kid!
Corban really likes spicy food, including taquitos. She even ate all of Tim’s red beans and rice the other night. My kind of kid!

She loves to play with her choo-choo train, which was Tim\'s childhood toy.
She loves to play with her choo-choo, Tim’s childhood toy train.

The girl loves to be outdoors. Here she is playing with her bubble blower in Mimi and Poppy\'s backyard.
The girl loves to be outdoors. Here she is playing with her bubble blower in Mimi & Poppy’s backyard.


My cute girl!

Marching up and down the ramp -- her favorite outdoor activity!
Marching up and down the ramp — one of her favorite activities.

Naked popsicle time -- a must for a warm day.
Naked popsicle time — a must on a warm day in the south.

Me and my oh so goofy girl
Goofy girls.

Isn\'t she beautiful?
Isn’t she beautiful?

What some of my garage sale $ went toward.
This is what some of my garage sale money went toward.

Having a blast in the sandbox.
And she loves it! She has a blast playing in the sandbox, filling up the pail and squishing her toes in the cold sand.

Her favorite thing and her favorite/first real word -- ball! This new one is bigger than she is.
The girl cannot get enough of this ball — or any toy ball for that matter. And since that’s also her favorite/first real word, everything she wants now is “baw.” She’s doing well though at pointing at what she wants, so that helps us out.

Her hair is getting to the point where it\'s in her eyes if she doesn\'t have it held back, but she refuses to leave in her barrettes!
Her hair is getting a little shaggy, but she refuses to leave her barrettes in for the whole day. I’m constantly finding them on the floor, in her toy bins, outside, in the dog’s bed.

Iron Man has nothing on Iron Baby!
Iron Man has nothing on Iron Baby!

Pigtails + cheese sandwiches = great lunchtime!
Pigtails + cheese sandwiches = great lunchtime in our household!

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Chio Formal

April 20, 2008 · No Comments

We had a great time at this year’s formal. It was held at the Masonic Temple in Little Rock and it was a masquerade theme, so we got all gussied up (sorry there aren’t any good pictures of my dress but it was beautiful) and headed downtown to spend a great night with our favorite girls. Enjoy the pictures!

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Springtime Happenings

April 11, 2008 · 2 Comments

Spring time in Arkansas has arrived. I know this because I’m fairly sure I saw Noah and his ark travel down my street yesterday. In the last four weeks, it’s rained all but about four days and let’s just say that I’m done with the rain. Even my cute rain boots aren’t making me happy anymore. I want to wear my flip flops and I want to be able to take Corban outside because keeping her entertained in this house is becoming increasingly difficult. Anyway, here’s the latest news and goings on in our household.

* Have I mentioned that I have a very goofy daughter? She is just a little ham, knowing exactly when to play to her crowd. She loves having all the kids over on Wednesday nights for Bible study. She freely roams the room, going from person to person and giving out kisses or stealing cell phones or sticking out her tongue. This girl definitely doesn’t lack any attention, but I’m sure glad we have so many people in our lives that love her.

* Corban continues to be a strong willed child. It’s a daily battle to get her to listen and do what I ask her. Some days she’s real good, but there are some days that just try my patience more than others. What gets me is that I know she understands what I’m telling her and she’s choosing to be disobedient. And now, she think she’s pretty funny, too. When she’s doing something she’s not supposed to (i.e., opening the entertainment center doors/drawer) she’ll close her eyes, screw up her face and search blindly for her desired object. We have no idea what possessed her to start doing this, but it’s as if she thinks if she can’t see what she’s doing we shouldn’t be able to either. Yes, it’s funny, but it’s also annoying.

* She’s saying a few things now (although not as much I would like her to say) — Hi, bye, baw (ball), daw (dog), baby, Mimi (my mom), da (dad), mama. But hew new word and cutest by far is “hot.” My mom taught her to say “hot” when she would make her waffles in the morning. And now, every food item that comes her way she says, “hot” and holds it up to me to blow on. Most of the time though, Corban just babbles non-stop — we just can’t figure out what she’s saying. But the girl is understanding nearly everything we tell her. When reading one of her “word” books, she can just about point to anything you ask her to point to. And she loves to point out her belly, nose, ears and eyes when prompted. She’s also good at following these orders: Go to your table (to eat), take off your shoes, put that back (most of the time), go get a book.

* (EDIT) How could I forget to tell you that she’s singing now. Yep, when asked to, she’ll sing the beginning of the Frito Bandito song, you know the one that starts out, “Aye, aye, aye, aye …. I’m am the Frito Bandito.” Well, she’s got the aye-aye part down now and it’s very cute to hear.

* She continues to be a great eater and sleeper. When she’s awake, she is non-stop action and it’s wearing me out. Again, it’ll be easier when it warms up a bit. She’s also getting better about going out on errands with me. For the longest time, she’s been a bit of a pistol when in public, mostly because she’s prefer to be running around and not in her stroller or the grocery cart. But now that she’s realized she can command people’s attention with a little “hi” here and there, she enjoys meeting everyone that comes her way. Most people do talk to her, too, so that helps a lot.

* We have an addition to the family … no, it’s not another baby (I wish!), it’s a college student. Chelsea is going to live with us for part of the summer and all of next year. We’re really excited about it and so is Corban — they’re best friends! So I’m in the middle of clearing out the guest room and getting it ready for her. I’ll post some pictures when it’s done.

* Please keep my niece Kacey in your prayers. During her routine 18-month check up, she had some blood work done and it came back abnormal. It turns out that she only has one kidney, but there could also be some other things going on with her.

* Tim and I broke down and bought a Wii. Ok, it didn’t really take a lot of convincing, one game and I was hooked. It’s gone a long way to increase our college-kid popularity level. :-)

* Let me tell you that I love being a sponsor but lately I wish I could bring a bb gun to the meetings.

* Things are getting busy — we have no free weekends until June. It’s fun and good times will be had but I’m ready for things to slow down already and we still have a while to go. But I’m concentrating on planning some vacations. We were going to visit our friends Brent and Kelli in Berlin, but with the college kids moving in and some other things going on around here, we decided to save some money and stick around the good ole U.S. So I’m taking Tim to Traverse City, Michigan, where I grew up going on vacation. I’m excited about the National Cherry Festival and the beaches and Mackinac Island and all that is good and right with the country being in one place. Plus it’ll be fun to take Corban up there, keep the family traditions alive. And we’re heading to New Hampshire in September with my parents, which should be fun.

I think that’s all for now. Take care and be blessed!

 

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Pigtails!!

March 30, 2008 · 5 Comments

I am happy to announce to you all that my beautiful daughter is now sporting pigtails! I thought she was cute before, but now? My goodness, she’s just too cute for words. :-) 

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And here’s the picture Tim showed in chapel. Nothing like a shameless plug for your adorable daughter.

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“Normal”

March 27, 2008 · 3 Comments

Tim spoke in Harding’s chapel on Monday and by all accounts he did a great job. I wouldn’t know because someone who shall remain nameless (but she’s tiny and cute and runs my life) wouldn’t get up on time for it. Anyway, one of the Bible professors had his class write thank you notes to Tim and most went something like this, “Dear Tim, Thank you for speaking in chapel today. Your story inspired me to be a better person.” (Remember, these were the bible students, not literature students.) But one letter stood out from the others and will indeed be saved forever. It went like this, “Dear Tim, Thank you for sharing your story. I too have suffered through many medical misfortunes. I however look like a normal person.” Funniest thing I’ve heard in a long, long time!

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What We’ve Been Up To Lately — photo version

March 23, 2008 · 1 Comment

Corban and I made our annual trip to Florida to visit my parents — we survived the plane ride (barely), the winds and the old geezers who hang out by the pool. :-) We had a great time visiting with Mimi and Poppy. We got back on Thursday and hit the ground running since it’s Spring Sing/Easter weekend. The upcoming weeks are only going to be even more hectic and jam-packed with club functions and Special Olympics and the like. So, here’s a lot of pictures from the last month, enjoy some of them, all of them or whatever. :-) 

 

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This Week in Pictures

February 27, 2008 · No Comments

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We all enjoyed a visit from one of my long time friends and maid-of-honor Tiffany Fox, of Nashville’s Fox’s Donut Den fame. It was fun to catch up with her and watch Corban become attached to her. And yes, it was an even better visit because she brought donuts and apple fritters — Corban loved the blueberry donut holes.

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Corban has become completely obsessed with her books. If both of her book baskets are not at her disposal, she gets angry (and we all know what a fine fit she can pitch). Curiously enough though, out of the hundreds of books, there are three that she must read at least one billion times a day: Dr. Seuss’s ABCs, Are You My Mother and Put Me In the Zoo. And I tell you what, if I have to read them one more time, they may have to put me in the zoo … or the looney bin. But I do enjoy story time; she climbs up in my lap or lays down with me on the couch and brings over books one at a time. She knows when to flip the page, when to kiss the elephant or tug on her ear. And speaking of elephant, this morning she pointed to the elephant that’s on her lamp and said something close to elephant and then made the sound and movement. And then she picked up her lion from her Noah’s ark toy and roared before I could even ask her what it says. She’s coming along and I know it won’t be long before she’s quoting Shakespeare!

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Have I told you how much we love Chelsea and Kena? They are the best girls and I really count them as friends and part of the family. Both of them are so good with Corban and she in turn just adores them. We had a good time with them on Sunday night — we ate junk food and watched the Oscar’s so how could that party go wrong? Chelsea has this innate talent for getting Corban to do the silliest things, like the cup thing. Corban really does like to drink out of our cups but only Chelsea would think to make it into a 30-minute game, ending in giggles and a giant cup-sized ring pressed into my little girls’ face. :-)

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I knew there would be a pretty good chance that Corban would like chocolate — her birthmother apparently ate her body weight in Dove chocolate during her pregnancy. I’ve given her a little bit of the stuff here and there but a couple days ago I decided to give her a handful of M&Ms. Yep, they were a big hit as evidenced by the multi-colored mouth and her looking for more in the box.

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I bought a bunch of football shaped whistles for our annual Super Bowl party and a few of them are still around the house. Corban seemed interested in it the other day so I showed her how to blow into it. It only took about two tutorials before she became a pro! She know walks around the house whistling her own little tune for a large portion of the day. So, some of them have been “hidden” (read: thrown out) but I’ve kept one for her to get her groove on. And speaking of groove, she’s definitely developing her own sense of rhythm. She likes to watch The Backyardigans and dances along to the theme song just about every day. She’s always like music — musical toys, books, lullabyes and singing — and, again, it could be genetic because he birthfather was a drummer, but it’s cute to see her now act on that love. I can’t wait to hear her sing along with all the silly songs I love to sing to her.

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Her little inner diva is coming out! Another one of our favorite people, Nicole, stopped by yesterday and she brought some Mardi Gras beads. Ok, so maybe they were in her purse and she left it on the floor and while we were talking Corban found them and helped herself to the beads, but we’ll just say Nicole brought them over for her. :-) Anyway, she hasn’t taken them off in the past 48 hours except to sleep. My girl has a thing for accessories!

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So I was out in the garage doing laundry and when I came back inside this is what I found — Corban had crawled into Riggins’ bed and was feeding him goldfish. I don’t think he minded one bit because when I told her it was time to leave him alone, he gave her a big wet kiss. I know some of you are sickened by this, but I say get over it, she’s just a good girl who loves her fur brother.

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This picture shows off two of her new things: her new favorite doll and her new talent for blowing kisses. First, the doll was sent to us by a couple (former Chio and her husband) who have just left to begin their three year missionary journey to Jinja, Uganda. They sent the doll as a thank you for support and I, as well as Corban, just love it. Nothing like a toy with some culture! As for the newly acquired talent, it’s still a little hit or miss, but I was lucky enough to catch it on camera this morning. It’s all quite cute and I am choosing to cherish and enjoy these moments because I know they won’t last forever.

In other news, I’m pretty excited by the following additions coming to Searcy in the near future: Starbuck’s (not for the coffee but for the green tea frapuccinos), Zaxby’s (good chicken strips and wings), McAllister’s (great sandwich/soup place), Old Navy and Belk’s. We’ve hit the big time folks thanks to the natural gas boom!

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Because My Mom Asked Me To … Again

February 19, 2008 · 3 Comments

Without the constant reminding of my parents, there would be a lot less posts on here! But I’m sure Corban has other adoring fans, so I won’t leave you all wondering what she’s been up to lately.

Let’s see, the first thing she’s taken to lately is walking/crawling backwards. I’m not sure why she does it, but it’s pretty funny. She developed this skill because of her love to try to wedge herself into the tiniest area she can (i.e., behind the armchair, in between the couch and the side table, under Tim’s wheelchair). Invariably, she gets stuck and has to schooch herself out of the area, usually backwards. Now Corban has turned this trick into a game. She’ll run up to either one of us and pretend like she’s going to tickle us and then walk quickly backwards trying to get us to in turn tickle her or chase her, which leads me to her other latest fun game …

Chase — the girl loves to be chased throughout the house. She has this certain look that means “Hey you, come and get me” and then she takes off running around the corner in hopes you’ll follow. More often than not, one of us will fall into the chase trap and tell her she better keep running, which only makes her laugh and giggle all the more. When she’s playing this game, she loves to actually be caught because it means lots of hugs and tickles. But when she’s playing chase for other reasons (i.e., when she’s running away because she knows she’s going to get in trouble), the getting caught part isn’t so much fun and she usually screams and kicks and then gives one of us the look that means “But I’m so cute, please don’t punish me” and that’s one game we don’t fall for. It’s actually pretty frustrating. Tim and I realize that we need to start to train her to stop where she is and mind us now before she pulls that trick in public and she’s off and running throughout Wal-Mart. Oh the joys of toddlers!

Corban’s laugh is beyond cute — it’s a full-on belly laugh. Now, there aren’t a lot of people who can actually get her to laugh and even Tim and I struggle with it sometimes. She’s moody and something that made her howl with laughter one day won’t the next. But she’s so smart that she now knows when she’s supposed to laugh and has developed a fake laugh. It’s a cross between a hiccup and hyper-ventilating with a lot of breathy “ha-has” mixed in between. Where do kids come up with this stuff?

Her eating has been up and down lately. She’s got another cold (thanks to stupid mothers who bring their sick kids to MOPS — ARGH) and her teeth are bothering her so that’s some of the reason. But I also think she’s getting bored with what we give her. She loved having yogurt for breakfast and ate it with a smile for nearly 7 months and then one day she just shut her mouth and refused. Is it possible to reach a yogurt saturation point? I admit that while I love cooking for adults, cooking for her is something of a challenge. It’s easy to buy boxed stuff and hit the fast food joints but I don’t want to do that all the time (not that I think those things are inherently bad, they should just be used in moderation). But like her laughing habits, something she’ll gobble up one day will be thrown on the floor the next with no warning and, obviously, no reason (did I mention I’m very ready for her to talk to me?!). Very frustrating! I’ve got a few kid cookbooks and I’ve tried some stuff out of them. I’ll just keep plugging along and trying my best to feed her. Does osmosis work with eating? :-)

All the pens in our house have to be hidden because Corban loves to scribble. She’s actually pretty good about getting most of her creations on the paper or coloring book but there’s definitely no unsupervised drawing allowed! :-) She’s also discovered stickers and is pretty enthralled with them. I’m hoping both of these new fun things will keep her busy and entertained long enough on our flight to Florida next month. If not, I apologize beforehand to my fellow passengers because it will not be fun for any of us!

It’s hard to notice the physical changes when I’m with Corban every day, but hearing my mom go on and on about how much she’s changed in the past month since they’ve been gone made me wonder. And since I was feeling nostalgic a few days ago, I looked through all the pictures we have of Corban. And my mom is right (of course). I can’t get over how much babies grow and change in just the matter of 12 months — God is awesome, for sure! I’ve always thought Corban had more hair than other kids her age but now I look back at some of the earlier photos and wonder why she looks practically bald. Because now she has tons of hair and it’s growing longer and longer every day. I try to put it in a barrette so it won’t be in her eyes (and so I won’t have to keep pushing it back every 10 seconds) but she’s figured out how to rip them out, clever monkey. Corban really hasn’t grown much in the terms of weight so I just wonder how other mothers keep up with the changes and growth spurts and wardrobe overhauls! (OK, ok Mom stop laughing, I know you know that I handle the wardrobe overhauls even though Corban has been in 3-6 month clothing for nearly 11 months. But my girl has to look good in all seasons and she couldn’t wear the same things over and over now could she? Oh and just wait until you see her in her new Florida gear — cute, cute, cute! Ah, and her Easter dress — amazing, pink and green, of course!)

I guess that’s about it for the past week or so. Here Poppy, I’m putting on some pictures so you can’t stop bothering me about it!

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Happy Anniversary

February 10, 2008 · 3 Comments

It’s been seven years since Tim and I said “I do” in front a large crowd. Actually, that’s not entirely accurate. Bruce Black, the preacher at Fairfax Church of Christ and the man who performed our wedding ceremony, didn’t make us say anything other than “yes”; no vows, no technical “I dos,” just “yes,” a kiss and an impromptu high-five was what sealed the deal. But I’m glad to say that we’d both do it all over again.  

Two years ago, as many of you know, Tim surprised me big time with a marriage vow renewal ceremony (and yes, that time I did have to say more than “yes”). After I recovered from the shock, we partied with some friends, ate a wedding cake (something else that didn’t happen at the first ceremony but I won’t even get into that story now) and then boogied on down to Little Rock for one of the best meals of my life, at a little restaurant called Ferneau. Our plan was to go back on our sixth anniversary, but a little something called food poisoning kept us at home in our pjs, wallowing in pity and large amount of gatorade. This year, though, our plans worked out and we headed back to see what Chef Ferneau had to offer this year. And we were once again very, very pleased with the experience. Indulge me while I recount our meal:

Drink: I decided to celebrate in style with a glass of italian sparkling red wine. I wish I could remember the name but my italian is rusty. :-) But I can tell you that it was fabulous and the color was perfect for the romantic dinner and while on the sweet side (my preference, actually) it paired well with my seafood-filled dinner.

Course 1 — we shared an appetizer of mussels in a saffron and lime broth, with fresh cherry tomatoes and grilled bread. We first had mussels in a paella on our honeymoon, but we’ve recently gotten into eating them on their own. These were outstanding because they were fresh and tasted like the sea and because they were swimming in a saffron broth — saffron makes everything better! It’s by far my favorite seasoning — worth the hefty pricetag. 

Course 2 – Tim had a Caesar salad with olives and I had cream of wild mushroom soup with a drizzle of chive oil and balsamic reduction. Tim swears it was the best Caesar he’s had and I’ll have to take his word for it, because I’m neither a fan of Caesar salads or olives, so I left it all to him. But we can both attest that the soup was the best mushroom soup we’ve ever had. Sorry mom, yours is good, but this stuff was heavenly. It was very thick and creamy without being heavy and the texture that wild mushrooms lent the soup was superb. I’m not usually a fan of chives (or any uncooked member of the onion family) but the chive oil really added a nice zing, not to mention beautiful color, to the soup.

Course 3 — Tim chose the Dr. Pepper braised beef short ribs served over rosemary smashed potatoes alongside grilled asparagus, heirloom tomatoes and drizzled with the beef jus. I can’t accurately describe stinking good this dish was — the sweetness of the braising liquid paired with the hearty ribs was accented perfectly with ripe heirloom tomatoes; the pairing something akin to the delightful marriage of covering your meatloaf in ketchup (the only scriptural way to eat meatloaf, according to the first book of Erin, chapter 2, verse 8). The meat was so tender, no knife was necessary, which is impressive since I’ve been served countless tough short ribs. And the rosemary smashed potatoes were earthy, creamy, perfectly seasoned and in no way over powering, as rosemary flavored anything tends to be. All in all, a total winner. I guess it was a good thing that the short ribs were the special, otherwise I’d be back down there tonight ordering them myself.

I’m normally the meat orderer in the family, but Tim and I pulled an old switcheroo last night because I ordered the teriyaki glazed Hawaiian swordfish with goat cheese mashed sweet potatoes accompanied by a crab wonton and microgreens. And being a meat lover, the chef could have blindfolded me and I would have sworn I was eating a steak. The texture and flavor of the fish was very comparable to that of a steak — thick and juicy while being firm and tender at the same time. I loved every bite, especially with the sweet, syrupy, somewhat smokey teriyaki sauce (put the bottled stuff to shame, to shame I tell you!). But the real surprise of the evening was the mashed sweet potatoes with goat cheese. I am something of a sweet potato purist — load ‘em high with sugar, butter, cinnamon, vanilla and even some marshmallows! But I figured the Chef knew what he was doing and boy did he. It was an amazing combination; tart and creamy goat cheese with the naturally sweet and flavorful sweet potato, creamed together and topped with the tiniest, fresh greens, which lent a great texture to the dish. Yum, yum, yum! Yeah, we both were members of the clean plate club.

Course 4 — At this point, neither of us “needed” dessert, but we came determined to sample some fine sweets and we did just that. The waiter thought he was tempting me with the offer of dark chocolate Godiva cheesecake but he did not know his audience! I went for the bananas fosters and Tim predictably chose the key lime pie. Both were spectacular! My bananas fosters was served on a frozen plate with a huge scoop of homemade vanilla ice cream, studded with chocolate straws and a strawberry, surrounded by sliced bananas swimming in a deliciously thick boozed-lazed caramel sauce. It’s the first time I’ve even seen it served that way; normally half of a banana is covered in a thin sauce that tastes more of lighter fluid than rum and is topped with ice cream on a warm plate, which causes the ice cream to become a soggy puddle before you even have a chance to put it in your mouth. This was the best — better than that I had in New Orleans (although that could be in large part due to the fact that my surroundings didn’t smell like urine and vomit, but again, that’s another story).

Tim’s key lime pie was excellent — cold, creamy and tasted of a fresh lime, rather than the bottled stuff. It was drizzled with a raspberry coulis and mint oil — delicious! Now I’m not normally a crust person, but the crust on this pie was great. It was a cookie-based crust, but it wasn’t crumbly, dry or crunchy. I’d love to know the chef’s trick for pulling that off!

After consuming our entire week’s worth of calories, we waddled out the door two very happy customers, determined that we’ll be back again next year even if we do get food poisoning again! It’s that worth it!

The only disappointing part of the evening came from our choice of movie. We went and suffered through Fool’s Gold. Boy is that one horrible movie. A chick flick isn’t supposed to have nudity or tons of cursing, but this one did. Lame plots and cheesy lines, yes, I’m used to that and even OK with that, but when Theo from the Cosby Show is the bad guy, you’ve made a mistake in movie-making. I think the disappointment was heightened because we don’t get to the movies that often together anymore — neither of us could even remember the last movie we’d seen together — so to finally get the chance to go and have to sit through that nonsense was maddening. I think we would have left the theater it was that bad, but neither of us could move while in our food coma!

A big thanks to Kena and Chelsea who took care of the munchkin and then snuck out of the house without taking their money. Believe me girls, that money will find its way to your pockets if I have to beat you both over the head to do so. :-)

Our seventh year was great, filled with good times with family and friends and our precious daughter. I’m excited to see what God has in store for us during year eight. I love you Tim!

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